i am so, so glad that fuckyeahbismuth is a real blog :)
me: hi how are you today?
customer: JUST LOOKING.
*puts snapchat text over area of insecurity*
also kids shouldnt be scared of their parents. theres a difference between “im not gonna do this bad thing because i respect my parents and i dont want to disappoint them” and “im not gonna do this bad thing because im scared of what my parents will do to me if i do”
tips for new freshmen!
- no one cares about anything
- walk on the right side of the fucking hallway
- dont sit in the back of the bus you gotta earn that. maybe next year, champ.
- stop screaming. we’re all tired and miserable.
- GIVE ME MY LUNCH TABLE BACK
I finally got an Instagram. You should all follow me and stuff @leanaburela
*non californian voice* omfg there was a huge earthquake are you all okay???
*californian voice* what earthquake
adult: wow teen is frowning !!! must have attitude !!!!! moody !!!!!!
i thought i had a crush!! but it turned out to just be a 2 day long infatuation where i was actually just bored