deoxymoronic:

i am so, so glad that fuckyeahbismuth is a real blog :)

11 hours ago on September 1st | J | 5 notes
Abuela: mijo, te hago un sanwich?
Me: no, gracias abuela acabo de comer.
Abuela: te parto fruta?
Me: no, gracias.
Abuela: no quieres un jugo de naranja?
Me: no abuela.
Abuela: un vaso de agua?
Me: no, de veras estoy bien.
Abuela: come mierda pues.
11 hours ago on September 1st | J | 13,561 notes

working retail

noknuckles:

me: hi how are you today?
customer: JUST LOOKING.

11 hours ago on September 1st | J | 133,463 notes

movsi:

*puts snapchat text over area of insecurity* 

2 days ago on August 30th | J | 533,129 notes

kidouyuuto:

also kids shouldnt be scared of their parents. theres a difference between “im not gonna do this bad thing because i respect my parents and i dont want to disappoint them” and “im not gonna do this bad thing because im scared of what my parents will do to me if i do”

4 days ago on August 29th | J | 38,765 notes

apple-str1der:

tips for new freshmen!

  • no one cares about anything
  • walk on the right side of the fucking hallway 
  • dont sit in the back of the bus you gotta earn that. maybe next year, champ.
  • stop screaming. we’re all tired and miserable. 
  • GIVE ME MY LUNCH TABLE BACK 
5 days ago on August 27th | J | 69,901 notes

I finally got an Instagram. You should all follow me and stuff @leanaburela

5 days ago on August 27th | J | 0 notes

artkirkland:

*non californian voice* omfg there was a huge earthquake are you all okay???
*californian voice* what earthquake

6 days ago on August 27th | J | 6,491 notes

sakuraa:

adult: wow teen is frowning !!! must have attitude !!!!! moody !!!!!!

1 week ago on August 25th | J | 66,019 notes

gif:

i thought i had a crush!! but it turned out to just be a 2 day long infatuation where i was actually just bored

1 week ago on August 25th | J | 21,775 notes